| The Nine |
| by C.G. Harris |
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| Dante almost got it right. The poet described nine circles of hell, each one worse than the last. In truth, demon maintenance hung, out-of-order signs on the first eight, leaving nothing but the bottom floor. Level nine, where the real baddies endured subzero climates and had their nether regions cradled in cryogenic underwear. |

